check out the video of Dean Koontz and some Goldens and Labs! Video
Meet REGGIE! Don't worry about Ryleigh--she just wasn't eyeballing the camera at the moment!
Sketch by me, digi elements by KayKay at RAK Scraps from the January RAK Scraps freebie.
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Loucille Arthur
9. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, fathers dad)
Alonzo Carl
8. STARWARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, 2 letters of your first)
Felji
7. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, fav animal)
Blue cat
6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Anne Louisville
5. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
THE Orange Dr. Pepper
4. FLY GIRL/GUY NAME: (1st letter of 1st name, 1st 3 letters of your last name)
Jfel
3. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Chocolate Chip
2. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Ryleigh Wilmington
1. STRIPPER NAME: (first pets name, street name you grew up on)
Tippy Old Nassau
As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read these simple rules to help keep everyone safe.
1. Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house.
2. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
3. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud.
4. Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out.
5. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
6. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone.
7. Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing!
8. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open a portal to Hell.
9. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
10. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, don't stand their sighing with relief, GET THE HELL OUT!
11. If appliances start operating by themselves, don't check for short circuits; JUST GET OUT!
12. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
13. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
14. If at any time the house or place you're staying in asks you to get out - DON'T argue.
15. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely ambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
16. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
17. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
18. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had 3/4 of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and will most likely be eaten.
19. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge
trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane
torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased
companions.
20. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is
the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that
had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in
some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic
practices in
your living room.
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Keystone Star Beam on Fr'evr
05/16/1995 - 08/19/2007
I am starting a scrapbook kit club. YIKES! It just sorta/kinda evolved. I was talking to Cathy at Memories 2 You about buying in but wasn't comfortable with that scenario. So...one thing lead to another and I'm starting my own. Did I mention YIKES!!???? It is:
The message board is up and running now thanks to Kyle !!!!! The URL for the board is:
We won't have a kit until at least October--have to get all the paperwork dealt with first. Oh, joy. Hopefully the state (the Commonwealth?) will move quickly. Ha!
Anyhoo, if you're reading this, please come check out the board. There's absolutely NOTHING on the main page yet, LOL!
August 13 Picture-a-Day
August 12 Picture-a-Day
